Observations
New York is home to the world’s most beautiful women.
The cold air makes pretty girls prettier.
People cannot walk and talk on cell phones.
In the chaos of New York, the first thing you learn are the rules:
-Side walks are not for standing.
-The walk sign means nothing.
-No one lives here, there are only tourists with cameras & maps.
-ANYTHING can be delivered.
-Customer service…ummmm.
-Actual people from Ireland frequent and work in Irish pubs.
-Cabbies don’t care.
-A corporate ID (free entry) and a walk to the Met make for perfection.
Central Park is nice.
Washington Square Park is better.
Bryant Park is the best.
Have I mentioned the Met?
MoMA…I don’t get it.
Christmas is best in the city.
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