Self Deprecation or irony

I love golf... but I suck at it. Shot 117 today, 106 yesterday...110, 109, 107... you get the picture.

I love to write...but not to read (and I'm not good at either).

I'm sarcastic about fat and ugly people...yet I am one.

I need to exercise, but I'm too lazy and my endurance sucks.

I hate Phoenix, yet I moved back here and won't leave.